Fewer than two years have passed since the deadly January 6 attack, and Amazon doesn’t care anymore that 147 members of Congress voted to overthrow our democracy. Instead they’re releasing hot new prime delivery deals exclusively for members of the Sedition Caucus in exchange for a corporate PAC check. Check out these exclusive offers below:
- Vote to lower the corporate tax rate, get a corporate PAC check!
- Let Amazon exploit their employees, get a corporate PAC check!
- Let Amazon ship jobs and manufacturing to China, get a corporate PAC check!
- Vote to overturn the will of the people, get a corporate PAC check!
And best of all for these insurrectionists, these corporate PAC checks are covered by Amazon’s 2-day delivery guarantee, so they’ll have thousands of dollars just in time to fund their re-elections and silence the will of the people again.
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